Bacon, the candy bar of meats, is beloved by all. Bacon is so finger-licking delectable that companies attempt to make vegetables taste like bacon. Despite being the most versatile meat in all of humanity, that didn’t stop PETA from asking one of the most insane questions of our time.
On Wednesday, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals asked the mind-boggling question: “Present your best argument for eating bacon.” And I think they were actually serious in their absurd query. Well, the internet had plenty of firepower for the argument FOR eating mouthwatering bacon and they did not hold back.
Utah Senator Orrin Hatch gave several reasons as to why he eats bacon.
At one point PETA busted out a Louis C.K. GIF, which ironically was from the same comedy special where he praised the salty pork product and said, “When you have bacon in your mouth it doesn’t matter who’s president or anything.”
Now excuse me while I go gorge on some fatty, crispy, salty, mouth-orgasming bacon.