Hey, everybody screws up. Even God or Mother Nature or DNA or whatever you think creates life. This poor pig got dicked over by appearing to have testicles where his eyes are supposed to be. It has no eyes visible, making it look like balls. The newborn piglet was born in Western Pennsylvania, but quickly euthanized.
“I’m not even sure if it was male or female,” the owners of the farm said. “I do know that it was born alive but probably brain-dead.”
While it is nearly impossible to say that they are actually testicles, they sure look like bollocks.
Here’s some quick observations about the testicle-eyed piglet.
The balls on God to do this to one of his/her creations.
I’d say that Mother Nature shafted this piglet, but that technically and anatomically wouldn’t be accurate.
This is nuts!
This piggy can teabag himself.
I don’t see the problem, there are plenty of guys with genitals for brains.
Eyeballs. Quite literally.
All the other pigs poke fun at this pig by calling him “Four-Balls.”
“Time to hit the sack.” – *Lays on his eyes*
He should play baseball because he’s great at keeping his eyes on the ball.
“Hey buddy, get some sleep, you’ve got huge bags over your eyes.”
What a sad sack.
Is it me or does this bacon taste like nuts?
This piggy was horny, always had balls on the brain.
I hope for his sake that his eyes aren’t where his balls are supposed to be.
Look at the cojones on this pig.
Would he wear “testectacles” instead of spectacles?
This pig is double the male than all the other pigs.
*Walks into pharmacy* – “Excuse me, my balls are all red and irritable, do you sell balldrops?”
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy went wee wee wee after he ran head first into a wall because he has testicles for eyes.