Well this is a great way to torpedo your political career… Mike Dickinson is a self-proclaimed “left wing liberal campaigning for Congress in the 7th Congressional District of Virginia!” which includes the Richmond area. He doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell at getting the nomination, so he’s offering some serious cash to anyone willing to dig up dirt on Texas Texas cheerleader/controversial big game hunter Kendall Jones. His witch-hunt includes $100,000 for anyone with nude photos or sex tapes of Jones.
His tweets read like someone who’s gone completely off the rails. Hey Virginia voters (especially Democrats), maybe let’s keep someone who can’t stay levelheaded out of office? As uncool as killing exotic animals is, slut-shaming a girl for posting pics of said animals is surely just as uncool.
Look at pure scum that is #KendallJones killing animals for fun. Who’s got nude photos of her? Or sex tapes? 100k pic.twitter.com/k8oTgxnXuC
— DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
Scumbag #KendallJones hunts animals for fun. We are hunting her for fun. 100k for nude photos or sex tapes pic.twitter.com/DUKxNW8kF2
— DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
I’ll pay 100k for any substantial dirt on #KendallJones let the investigation begin.
— DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
Only the teabaggers celebrate #KendallJones for hunting animals but criticize me for hunting her.100k for nude photos pic.twitter.com/xzBYNcAk1i
— DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
Does #KendallJones use vegetables as sex toys? Does she enjoy being spanked? We want to know.
— DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
Keep it up twitter!!! More media!!! 100k to anyone w nude photos or sex tapes of #KendallJones scum who kills animals pic.twitter.com/ZHtp4Gu7XW
— DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
“BettinaInclan: he is PRAYING for violence against women. What kind of person is this?” One who tells it like it is
— DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
“@CTBellows: @DLoesch I think @VoteMike2014 just won the Larry Flynt Award for Creative Journalism.” I love @ImLarryFlynt thank you!
— DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
It’s amazing how fast Jones has become the new lynchpin for Red State vs. Blue State liberal vs. conservative bullshit. I’m going to go grab some popcorn and hit the “Follow” button on Twitter, because I can’t wait to see how this train of career self-destruction ends.