The world is in the shits right now. There’s fight abroad, fighting at home, I haven’t had a decent cronut in months. The earth just isn’t an awesome place to be.
Everyone is bummed. Even the normally upbeat Pope is down in the dumper. He’s got the negative feels so bad it sounds like he wants to cancel Christmas.
“Christmas is approaching: there will be lights, parties, Christmas trees and nativity scenes … it’s all a charade. The world continues to go to war. The world has not chosen a peaceful path,” he said in a sermon.
“There are wars today everywhere, and hate,” he said after the worst terror attack in French history, the bombing of a Russian airliner, a double suicide bombing in Lebanon, and a series of other deadly strikes.
He sounds like a frat president discussing a keg party at a house meeting days after getting the chapter got busted hosting a pimps and hoes party. He’s melancholy as fuck right now. That sermon was actually given right before the unveiling of the Vatican Christmas tree.
Well, if it makes you feel any better Popes, Christmas is coming! Oh, he’s still not done…
“We should ask for the grace to weep for this world, which does not recognise the path to peace. To weep for those who live for war and have the cynicism to deny it,” the Argentine pontiff said, adding: “God weeps, Jesus weeps”.
God weeps. Jesus weeps. Jesus saves. REBOUND GRETZKY! HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!
Never gets old.