I’ve been able to grow a full beard since 8th grade, so these have NEVER been a problem for me. Hell, I’m sporting a beard right now, just because shaving during the dog days of summer generally sucks. It always cracks me up when dudes who can’t grow beards complain about how worse off they are for it. The struggle is real, fellows.
Sorry you’ll just never have the cosmetics it takes to be a lumberjack.