This Guy Is Going Around His Town And Offering Free Ass Beatings To Anyone Who Finds Him

Sometimes you just want to fight but there’s no one around to punch. On those occasions, you’ve got to go looking for a brawl. Or maybe just have one come to you.

This guy is randomly going around his town and he’s willing to hand out ass beatings, all anyone has to do is show up. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look as though anyone is taking him up on his offers. He’s also very bad at describing exactly where he’s at.

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.