7 Reasons Why You Experience Impotence And What You Can Do To Fix It
No one wants to talk about impotence. I get it. But according to experts, 52% of all men will experience impotence (bonerus interruptus) at some point, and around 25% of bros under 40 have to deal with this, so… yeah, there are a lot of you out there suffering in silence.
But your dick doesn’t just say, “screw you guys, I’m going home,” for no reason at all. There’s something actually causing it besides God hating you. That’s actually good news, because it means that if you can identify the cause, you should be able to do something about it. And because I care, I’m here to help you out. Don’t say I never did anything for you.
You’re Too Fat
There’s an elephant in the room… and it’s you. Sorry, couldn’t resist. But really, this is something you need to deal with. Now, I’m not talking about a few extra pounds. I’m talking about the sort of fat that leads to all sorts of health issues: heart disease, diabetes, and a host of circulatory related diseases and issues. It makes sense. You get boners because blood rushes to your dong (forgive the scientific language, please) and if you’re having circulatory issues, that’s probably going to be a problem.
Obviously, the solution here is to lose weight. Sure, your doctor has been pleading with you for years, explaining that your very life is at stake, but that hasn’t worked, so I’ll appeal to something even more important: the life of your penis is at stake here, bros. The life of your penis.
You Won’t Stop Masturbating
Look, I’m not saying you have to stop jerking-off. That would be madness. What we need to talk about here, though, is over-masturbation. Yeah, you can actually do that.
Think of it like this. You like to party, right? You like to go out and have some drinks with your bros and get after it. That’s fun, but the more fun you have, the tougher is it to get up in the morning. And if you just keep doing it and keep doing it with no break, eventually one morning you’re not going to want to get up at all. You’re just going to lay there, feeling like death. See where I’m going with this? You keep beating-off with no break and one day your penis is just going to lay in bed all day, hiding under the covers.
All you’ve gotta do is pace yourself, bros. Just listen to your body. Listen to your penis. He’ll tell you when it’s time to chill. There are no hard (sorry…) rules here. I can’t tell you how much is too much for you. That’s between you and your peen.