Jorts-Wearing Redneck Explains How To Turn A Garbage Disposal Into A 10-Gallon Margarita Machine

This lifehack is everything. I don’t really get a hankering for margaritas during the cold of winter, but if I did, I’d try to make it in the most white trash way imaginable. This redneck wearing a pair of jorts, cowboy hat, and Bakersfield, California tank top (amazing outfit, if you ask me), created a homemade margarita machine using one of those orange insulated sports coolers and a garbage disposal.

Where there are margaritas, there is peace. This man should win a Nobel prize. Or at the very least, a personal phone call from the mayor of Margaritaville, Mr. Jimmy Buffett himself.

I except to see many of these contraptions in the parking lot of Buffett’s Jones Beach show this summer. Send this video to your dads and make it happen, Bros.

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