Russia exists primarily to provide the rest of the world with incredible internet content. From Vladimir Putin exploring his shirtless manhood to outrageous dashcam videos, they seem to have that particular market cornered.
So if I were going to tell you a country dressed up a pair of seals all patriotic like, you should just assume it happened in Russia.
And guess what? You’d be dead on.
Look at these little guys. I don’t even know if I’d be mad if they shot me with one of those clearly real guns.
[H/T: Siberian Times]