Group Of Women Send Scathing Letter To Their Girlfriend About Her Annoying Facebook Baby Updates

There are three things guaranteed in life: death, taxes, and your Facebook newsfeed being flooded with photos and baby updates from moms. Like life itself, it usually begins with a sonogram pic or a clever “expecting” update, followed by nine months of pregnancy pics. When the thing finally pops out, expect updates every week (complete with a hand-drawn sign about how many months old the baby is) and multi updates during the holidays. The closer you get to your 30s, the more and more this is what the Facebook experience becomes (…along with your angry uncle ranting about Benghazi and Obama’s birth certificate).

If you’re the type of person that is kinda like “meh, kids… not ready for that, but whatever… cool!” you have two options: Ignore these posts (…smart) or engage with these posts in a positive, supportive way (…also smart. And strategically shows that you give a shit).

What you should NOT do is what this group of mean girls did to their friend who kept flooding their Facebook newsfeed with updates about her six-month old baby.

Chicks are so catty, man. Via:

Jade,

I have got together with a few of the girls and we are SO OVER your running commentary of your life and every single thing Addy does. Look, we all have kids that we are besotted with — guess what — every parent thinks their kid is the best kid ever. But we don’t ram it down everyone else’s neck!!! She wears a new outfit — well take a photo and send it PRIVATELY to the person who gave it to her — not to everyone!!!! She crawls off the mat — we don’t care!!!!! She’s 6 months old — BIG DEAL!!!! Stop and think — if every mother posted that crap about their kid — I’m sure you’d get over it pretty quickly.

We can’t wait for you get back to work — maybe you won’t have time to Facebook quite so much.

Addy is gorgeous and we all love her, but our kids are great too.

I guess you are just pissing a lot of people off with your ‘Addy this and Addy that’ — we all thought it might ease off after the first month, but it hasn’t.

Not everyone is as interested as you are about what Addy does so give us all a break.

We’re doing this to let you know what people think.

Wow. When does the new Mean Girls reunion movie come out, again? Because I’m pretty sure this is a sub-plot.

That’s just so… mean. I can’t stand plenty of people’s Facebook updates, but they probably hate my updates and shares about things that are unimportant to them but special to me. Like the Grateful Dead, dope music, Call of Duty, Bar Rescue, and stupid comments about the weather. The POINT of Facebook is to overshare what’s important to you.

This The Big Lebowski quote rings true to the ladies who ganged together to send this.

[H/T: Daily Mail via The Daily Mail]

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