Let This Video Of School Lunches Around The World Remind You To Be Grateful That You Don’t Live In Russia

America may be the land of diabetes and French fries, but I’ll pick that any day over porridge and sausage. The fuck, Russia? Where’s the vodka? That looks like ground-up goat barf with half of a dick on a plate. America all the way; throw me a bag of chips and a yogurt stick and let’s get eating.