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Whatever you call those glorious, life-giving things we call breasts, they are an important part of our lives. The fine folks over at Asap Science made this educational video about one of my all-time favorite subjects… boobs. The video at times even takes away the sexiness of boobs, but you do learn some interesting facts.
So let’s discover some scientific facts about these wonderful objects of joy.