Video Of Russian Army Training Is Proof That Russia Would Never Defeat The U.S. In Battle

Classified footage of Russian Special Ops training has been leaked onto the Internet, and based on the clip above I think it’s obvious that America has nothing to fear from the Red Army in the East. Some are calling the leak of this rare Russian Army training footage an act of international espionage, others are claiming it’s a ruse by Comrade Putin to divert our attention while he invades neighboring Finland. All of that aside, after dissecting this clip in incredible detail there is one thing we can be certain of: if the Russian Army is training to Norwegian songs from 1997, they are clearly decades behind technologically and pose no real threat to the civilized world.

One interesting thing about this highly classified training video leaking to the Internet is that it comes on the heels of Russia announcing that the sharing of memes based on Russian political figures can land you in prison. There has been no word on whether or not this decision to ban memes is related to Vladimir Putin’s reported decision making abilities linked to autism. So the memeification of this video (which is inevitable), could land a ton of Russians in jail if they choose to share this on their most popular social network, Vkontakte (basically ‘Facebook for Russia’). We know that fearless dictator Vladimir Putin has NO SENSE OF HUMOR when it comes to himself, so it’ll be interesting to see how he handles the leak of such classified footage of the Russian Army in training. In the meantime, here’s a glorious GIF of comrade Putin riding a cracker:

And if you now have that song stuck in your head, feel free to set this on repeat:

H/T to reader K.O. for sending along this video!