Meet the Serial Shitter.
A New Mexico man simply known as “Bobby” has enlisted the Internet's help in discovering who defecated behind his home at least four times this year. He won't go to the authorities because he feels—perhaps correctly—that they won't take him seriously, however Bobby does possess surveillance video of the jogger, who, each time, drops trou, takes a crap, and then runs off WITHOUT WIPING. Let's not sugarcoat it: The footage is horrifying, and the overall cleanup is just abysmal. You refuse to even reach into the cardboard recycling bin?
[H/T: Smoking Section]