Six High School Baseball Players Suspended For Having Sex With A McChicken Sandwich

High school is a confusing time for dudes. Hormones are raging and new things are tried. But sometimes a guy’s sexual curiosity can get the best of him, as six members of the Grand Forks Central junior varsity baseball team found out.

A group of these young athletes participated in a sexual act with a sandwich and a bottle of Gatorade while others took pictures, and supposedly, video.

Last Thursday was the first Valley News Live was told about the Grand Forks Central High School Baseball Team supposedly putting bodily fluids onto a chicken sandwich and into a bottle of Gatorade, and then forcing other players on the team to consume it.

We called the school district and were directed to Associate Principal Jon Strandell, who only confirmed that “players were suspended for an incident on a bus following the team’s final game of the season.” Strandell would not go into detail, but did say only six were suspended out of the 15-18 players on the bus at the time.

Hey man, bus rides can get boring. Gotta find something to fill the time, right? Not so, says The Man.

“Bottom line is some young people made mistakes,” explained GFCHS Principal Buck Kasowski.

At the risk of inducing more vomit, I’ll continue.

It turns out, yes, there is visual evidence of this heinous act.

That’s what most of the students Valley News Live talked with said, too. They were embarrassed and ashamed by what happened, concerned now about the reputation of Grand Forks Central students and the baseball program.

Valley News Live did obtain a copy of the picture of the food in question during the incident. We have chosen not to show it.

The Grand Forks Police said the school has not reported the incident to them and had no idea of the situation until we asked them about it. They also said since nobody was forced into the act, there was no real criminal element to it. However, they did add, depending on what is shown in the alleged pictures and videos of what happened, there could potentially be charges of distributing child pornography.

Yeesh. Those concerns about reputation? Probably warranted.

Anyway, enjoy your next McChicken, you guys. Best of luck repressing this knowledge.

[H/T: Valley News Live]