Remember the summer of last summer, when we were all treated to the delightful absurdity that was Sharknado by SyFy?
The reason we all laughed and laughed was not at the ridiculousness of Ian Ziering carrying a film. As Steve Sanders on 90210, he more than proved he had the range and depth to be a lead in a made-for-TV movie.
No. We all chuckled at the premise. A tornado bringing murder sharks to land, where they murder sharked everyone.
“You know, it actually can happen. I mean, the chances of it happening are very rare, but it can happen actually. Which is crazy. Not that it—the chances of it are, like, you know, it’s like probably ‘pigs could fly.’ Like, I don’t think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado.”
“Oh. Okay,’ this blogger responded, slowly backing away and ensuring the room they were in had multiple exits and no sharp objects.