There Is A Terrifying ‘Vagina’ Halloween Mask For Sale Online And It Will Haunt Your Dreams For Ever And Ever

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And here I thought it would be clowns that would be giving me nightmares tonight.

Boy, was I WAYYY OFF!

Turns out that someone wearing clown paint or a clown mask is the least of my concerns today thanks to a “Vagina” mask someone has up for sale on Etsy.

As if the mask itself isn’t enough to scare someone into a coma, the description says that it is “fully functional.” I don’t even want to know what that means.

Before I show it to you I want to provide a “safe space” for you to return to after you view it.

Here you go… Just look at this immediately after viewing.

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Okay, are you ready?

You sure?

Alright then…

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You’ve been warned. For the low, low, low price of just $480 this can be ALL yours…


Here’s another angle just in case you haven’t suffered enough permanent psychological damage yet.


QUICK! Back to the safe space!

I don’t think I am going to even try to go to sleep tonight.

Happy Halloween, everybody!

H/T Elite Daily

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