Biker Brawl At Texas Tit Bar Involving Knives, Guns, Chains, And Bats Leaves Nine Dead

For those of you unfamiliar with it, Twin Peaks is a Hooters-style restaurant where waitresses wear tight, flannel shirts designed to show off their stomachs and breasts. Get it? Twin Peaks. Boobs.

Here’s a picture.

It’s like Hooters for the rough and tumble crowd. The restaurant says these servers, “[offer] their signature “Girl Next Door” charisma and playful personalities to ensure that your adventure starts at the Peaks.”

Nice. What they don’t mention in the pamphlet is the very serious possibility of death. Because nine people were killed at a Waco, Texas Twin Peaks today when three rival motorcycle gangs lit the fucking place up. From KWTX:

Three rival motorcycle gangs turned a local restaurant into a shooting gallery Sunday afternoon and when the gunfire was over, nine people were dead and several were injured.

Swanton said the fight quickly escalated from fists and feet to chains, clubs and knives, then to gunfire.

Gang members were shooting at each other and officers at the scene fired their weapons, as well, Swanton said.

JFC! As Brandon pointed out, this is like ‘Sons of Anarchy’ in real life. According to news reports, the fight broke out over a parking space.


Apparently, this Twin Peaks restaurant had been a favorite of bikers (bikers love titties).

He also said police have been trying to work with management at Twin Peaks for several weeks but have been thwarted in their efforts to avoid a situation like happened Sunday afternoon.

Don’t bring your gun to eat food and look at titties. It’s that simple. Or, bring your gun, because there’s a very good chance a biker gang might be coming after you.

UPDATE: This shit was REAL