The Last Line Of This Girl’s Tinder Profile Means That Average Dudes Best Swipe Left

Love how aggressive Delilia’s last line is here. Cuts out all the bullshit and knows exactly what she wants. If you happen to match with her and think you measure, it’s almost like an invocation to move quickly to sending nudes just so the “size queen” herself can size you up.

Since this chick’s name is Delilia, our own Chris Illuminati was inspired to change the words to that shitty Plain White T’s song “Hey There Delilah” He’s a genius like that:

Hey there Delila what’s it like to have tittys, I’m a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty, Yes you do, ok you look average but you’ll do
Ohhhh I’M HUNG JUST LIKE A FLEEAAAAAA…OH I’M HUNG JUST LIKE A FLEA

Wow, Chris. Just… Wow.

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Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com
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