I Swear I’m Not Stoned, But I Feel High AF While Watching The Most Satisfying Video In The World

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Well, it’s official, I’ve actually experience what it’s like to be high as fuck without smoking, snorting or injecting a single drug into my body—and it’s all because of this video that’s appropriately titled “The Most Satisfying Video In The World.”

Am I just crazy, or does this thing have a ton of different shit that satisfies the senses? I don’t know what the answer actually is, but I’ve watched it four times now and feel like I’m floating in the fucking clouds, eating marshmallows and having a conversation with the Kool-Aid Man about the time Doc Ellis pitched a no-hitter on acid.

[H/T FTW.USAToday]