This Bro Texts All His Ex-Girlfriends In A Group Text On Christmas, Hilarity Ensues

This went viral last year and has resurfaced over the last couple days. Honestly, you have to respect the savagery here. This man-with-a-death-wish threw all his ex-girlfriends on a group chat to wish them Merry Christmas. The result is a Days Of Our Lives-esque soap opera, which honestly would make for a great episode of the Jerry Springer Show.

Tom might be a “fucking disgusting prick”, but I love that he did it all for the screencap #content hustle. He has a sick sense of priorities right there.

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