Throwing Boiling Water on Your Boyfriend’s Penis is Never the Appropriate Retaliation for Him Cheating On You


Mutilating a man’s penis just because he cheated on you is nowhere close to an even trade off. I don’t care if he fucked your daughter, which, coincidently, is exactly what happened to the lady above. Yep, 45-year-old Helen Corbett of Newcastle, England, hurled a a pot of boiling water at her boyfriend, 46-year-old Peter Bailey’s junkyard because he slept with her 24-year-old daughter.

You’d have to be the worst kind of guy to fuck your girlfriend’s daughter, but, MY GOD, look at what the boiling water did to his leg! He deserved something, but certainly not that. Imagine how unkind that water would have been towards his penis.

According to Mirror UK:

Helen Corbett, 45, was jailed for 15 months for the attack on 46-year-old Peter Bailey which, although missing his private parts, left him with severe burns and scarring on his leg.

However Mr Bailey, from Newcastle claims he is ready to forgive Ms Corbett as he considers them ‘equal’, since he has matched the rumours and slept with her daughter Crystal, 24, while Ms Corbett was being held on remand.

He said: ‘She made a mistake when she threw the water on me and I made the mistake when I got with Crystal.

‘We are both equal now so I hope we get back together again.’

This has to stop. And I’m not just saying that because I’m a man. I’m saying it because this has happened way more times than is reasonable. I could have lived with seeing if the guy tried to harm her — fire a hose of boiling water at his dick if he hits you — but this is at least the fifth time a woman has poured boiling water all over a man’s genitals in the last 24 months over cheating. THAT’S NOT OK.

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