Girl On Tinder Just Isn’t Having It When A Bro Drops Juicy Puns Using His Best ‘Pick Up Lime’

Pick a lane and stay in it. That’s what this Tinder comedian did when he threw out his “best pickup lime” at Madeline here, who probably just wanted to hear about how tall and handsome he is. Like a Tinder Andy Kaufman, he just kept squeezing all the juice out of the weird lime puns, with Madeline’s interest spiraling out of control.

Not to spoil anything, but let’s just say she makes things pretty awkward and uncomfortable before hitting the  “Unmatch” button.

Restraint is the better part of valor, Madeline. Didn’t anyone ever teach you that?

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com
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