Shirtless Tool Tries To Fight A Bar Bouncer After Getting Kicked Out, Bouncer DROPS HIM With A Shoulder Block

Not going to lie, this video of a bouncer dropping some shirtless fuckboi outside a bar with a shoulder drop is SO. DAMN. SATISFYING. Kid is punching WAY out of his weight class (a surefire sign of being drunk and, deserving of being kicked out the bar). The sound the kid makes when he hits the ground is like the sound of cannons in Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture. Sweet music to my ears.

Mortal Kombat-style fatality. Someone really needs to make this into a GTA V-style “WASTED!” gif. That KO is just too perfect.

UPDATE: Huge shout out to @Meswannjr for making the “WASTED!” gif happen. It’s so good:

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