Here’s a little update from the armed protesters who took over a federal building in Oregon. They are calling themselves the Citizens for Constitutional Freedom. The FBI has no interest in going after them. They still want the federal government to give up control of the Malheur National Forest and to overturn an arson ruling against Dwight and Steven Hammond.
Meanwhile, they need snacks! Jon Ritzheimer laid that out in a Facebook video a couple days ago:
This, of course, caused the Internet to go into full trolololol mode. Via Uproxx:
https://twitter.com/Ammon_Bundy/status/684178228286763009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/bigrightfoot/status/684124236827484162?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
I heard #YallQaeda was asking for snacks so I baked you a pie. #Oregon pic.twitter.com/bgEIZsLHuW
— CK (@charley_ck14) January 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/pharris830/status/684175896425566208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
The militia in Oregon is asking people to bring them snacks.
My wife: "Maybe take them bran muffins so they can be well-regulated."— Van Allen Plexico (@VanAllenPlexico) January 5, 2016
Before you make fun, let us remember that even the Minutemen of Lexington/Concord needed the Royal Mail service to send snacks. Probably
— Matt Mira (@MattMira) January 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/683780501342048256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Sending the oregon militiamen snacks. Stay strong, guys! pic.twitter.com/CfVF5nOjHa
— Pauly Casillas (@PaulyCasillas) January 5, 2016
Soon: pic.twitter.com/dvdwNhqzVc
— Leonard Delaney (@Leonard_Delaney) January 4, 2016
Way to 💯💯💯, Internet.