Not going to lie, I would have said (or at least thought) the same exact thing that President Donald Trump said when Astronaut Peggy Whitson revealed to him that they purify their own urine to drink. It is a refreshingly honest response. More refreshing than, say, chugging a ice cold glass of your own purified piss while trying not to think about the fact that you’re drink your own waste. Bottoms up!
Astronaut Peggy Whitson tells Trump they purify their own urine to drink.
Trump: "Better you than me." https://t.co/jp2kUqsqQa
— Amanda Wills (@AmandaWills) April 24, 2017
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“Better you than me.” Coincidently, this is also Trump’s response to people telling him they’re sick, or poor, or that they had to spend any time doing anything less than 100% pleasant. HEY-OOOOOO!