Is there a dumber concept on Planet Earth than the concept of a promise ring? It’s clearly the jewelry industry’s slimy, bullshit way of capitalizing on the false relationship expectations of oogly-eyed teenagers who watch wayyyyyy too much reality television. Pretty sure a promise to make a promise is a double negative and cancels the original promise out. Then again, I sucked at syllogisms in college so I’ll just chill and workshop that reasoning a ‘lil bit.
Today some girl on Twitter bragged about how her man bought her two promise rings, as if that is a gesture that *actually* means something.
https://twitter.com/daisydadon/status/816731475261485058
So my favorite follow on Twitter, @WeNotSocks, went in on just how dumb her reasoning is, which is required reading for all immature high school girls sitting around waiting for their man to make empty gestures with promise rings.
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/816791169657139205
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/816791383247831049
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/816791538911084545
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/816791701020884994
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/816791876640632832
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/816792061978492928
https://twitter.com/RaspburryBeret/status/816759435787902978
https://twitter.com/Crislex/status/816752897987936256
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/816793673891463168
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/816793973490675717
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/816794128902221824
The *promise* of a PS4.
A used controller here, a power supply there… might get a whole system by the time the PS6 gets released. https://t.co/aKztCDuoUB— Kokujin (@Kaibutsu) January 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/816795365466918912
https://twitter.com/PhillyTheBoss/status/813277802535460864
https://twitter.com/simsimmaaa/status/813276076239679488
https://twitter.com/SheHatesJacoby/status/816756380745039872