Here Are Two Aussie Billionaires Fighting Over Miranda Kerr

So here’s what is going down among the rich blokes of Australia: James Packer, who is worth $7.7 billion, divorced his wife and, despite looking a bit like a Lego man, shacked up with Miranda Kerr. David Gyngell, who is also worth a few billion, didn’t like how Packer had treated his ex-wife.

So in broad Sydney daylight recently, Gyngell confronted Packer and they BRAWLED. Best episode of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous ever.

The Daily Mail grabbed photos and video from the showdown, and you get a pretty clear view of the duo fighting before being separated by their respective bodyguards. It’s fun! These guys probably each made like $65,000 during the fisticuffs. #lavish.

If you’re reminded a bit by that other family squall that’s been in the news lately, you’re not alone. Gyngell’s wife tweeted, “Ok so they’re much better dressed and a little more discreet but I feel a kinship with Beyonce, Solange, and Jay Z today.” Australians are awesome.

[H/T: Guyism]