War Zone Relief Worker in Afghanistan Has a Fleshlight In His Survival Pack

UK Newspaper The Guardian tweeted out this amusing picture of Afghanistan humanitarian relief worker David Higgins’ survival pack in the field. Yes, that arrow is pointing towards a fleshlight. It’d really be something if a fleshlight actually doubled as a flashlight. Sadly, it does not. Maybe someday they’ll figure out how to pack more utility into those things besides the obvious.

Final ruling: Very Bro.

[H/T: Gawker]

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com
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