Does anyone give a shit about fortune cookies anymore? When was the last time a fortune cookie actually gave solid life advice? The fortune inside the cookie is either some half-assed expression that makes no sense or an unfunny joke.
Screw fortune cookies. It’s time to look toward our weed dealers for good life advice. This guy got some great advice while buying weed in Amsterdam. He bought a joint that came with a nice little list of 8 tips for sensible hash and weed use.
See. Now wasn’t that helpful? Way better than a fortune cookie. More satisfying after a meal too.