Woman Arrested With A Half Pound Of Cocaine In Her Hoo Hah

A woman in New York was arrested Sunday on smuggling charges after authorities found $10,000 worth of cocaine bagged up in her box.

Coke in her cooch.

Powder in her pussy.

Yay in her va-jay.

And so forth. (Got a better one? Leave it in the comments.)

Shekira Thompson was flying from Jamaica to New York City. At JFK Airport, she was pulled aside by U.S. customs for some secondary screening, where they found one half of a pound of cocaine inside her vagina.

Authorities arrested Thompson on drug trafficking charges.

It’s about a four hour flight, which isn’t *that* bad.

[Via New York Post]