What’s clear: Anything that gets between this broad and her ability to taste the fucking rainbow will be completely destroyed.
What’s not clear: The amount of drugs a human being has to be on to obliterate a gas station simply because they ran out of Skittles.
I know everyone preaches about how a person needs to stand for something in life, and I agree, but this should never be the boiling point. As tragic as this had to be for her, it’s candy for Christ’s sake. So step back, take a few deep breaths and get a fucking grip on reality. Then stuff your fat craw with a couple thousand Starburst to fill the void. Live to fight another day.
[H/T: Barstool]