Women Revealed Pick-Up Lines Used On Them That Were SO BAD They Actually Worked

Bros he world over try their best to spit mad game in an effort to impress the ladies in an effort to hook up or try to score a date. Hell, there are even whole seminars taught on it.

Sometimes though, on rare occasions, using pick-up lines that are so bad they amazingly work.

For proof of that, some ladies over at “Ask Reddit” shared the crappiest pick-up lines used on them that they actually fell for.

I guess just putting forth the effort is all it takes in some cases, huh?

Here are a few of the really bad pick-up lines that did the trick. Get ready to take notes.

(Tall) guy looked me (tall girl) up and down then drawled “Couple-a tall timbers like you and me could really start a forest fire.” He was henceforth known as Tall Timbers. ~ chippytoes

This guy tried telling me he had a magic watch, a watch that could tell me what color panties I was wearing. Of course I knew he was feeding me a line but I played along because I thought he was cute. I asked him what his magical watch was saying. He proceeded to tap the face of the watch and say his watch must be fast because it is saying that I don’t have any panties on. ~ Kriggins27

I told a guy I liked his shirt. He said ‘it will look better on you when you wake up wearing it tomorrow’. ~ jaimmster

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. He said it out of the blue and I burst out laughing. ~ silanie

I don’t know if this counts, but a guy’s Tinder bio had “times new Roman in the streets, wingding in the sheets” and me, being a graphic designer, thought it was fucking hilarious and I swiped right.

He wasn’t kidding, either. ~ ExternalCream

Damn girl, you shit with that ass? ~ travoltaricki

One time as I rounded a corner I ran smack into some dude….. As in bounce-off-each-other. I was all confused and embarrassed, and as I backed up I stammered,”I’m sorry!”

He stepped back also, and after looking me up and down he said, grinning, “you’re not sorry…you’re FINE!” ~ 5peasinapod

My ex SO came up to me in a bar and told me I spilled something on my shirt. When I looked down, he flicked me in my nose. Went home with him that night. ~ Lyle-Z-Crocodile

Guy standing behind me in a bus (seats full so we’re standing) says: “Sorry, I dropped my bag. Can u pick it up while I stare at your ass?”

He then proceeded to throw his bag like a basketball over my head and right in front of me in such a way that he couldn’t reach it. He wasn’t quiet. He wasn’t subtle. Everyone on the bus heard him. Everyone saw him throw his bag in front of me. And what’s worse is that I picked it up without thinking and gave it to him before it sunk in what he asked.

I have been dating that idiot for the past three years and for the life of me I can’t tell you why. ~ Uzziya-S

Were you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. ~ Barefootdweller

I was in Montreal, walking down the street, nice summer day, wearing jeans and a t-shirt, and looking like shit. Hadn’t brushed my hair in a while. Was wearing sandals, not heels.

Anyway, this guy says, “Veux-tu etre ma femme?” – do you want to be my wife? Will you be my wife?

It was the way he said it that made it ok. I started laughing. I said, “You don’t even know me. I could be a real bitch.”

The guy looked me over and said: “I’ll take my chances.”

100% would’ve worked but I was already in a relationship. ~ Artist_1