All hail Gerard Jessie of the Philippines, world record holder of the most candles extinguished by farts. Jessie blew out five handles with his ass blasts. He did use a horn, which is allowed, because you’ve got to funnel the wind into one long blast.
In all seriousness, where can I get the fart horn? That looks like hours of fun and my mother owns many candles.
[via Geekologie]