Hey Bros, The World Is Supposed To End Because Of Tonight’s Black Moon So Adjust Your Plans Accordingly

Sorry to break this to you, bros, but you know that Black Moon that’s supposed to happen tonight? Yeah, it means the world is coming to an end.

I know, right? Sucks.

Oh, and this is completely different from when people said the world was going to end back on July 29th. This time we’ve got that Black Moon to blame.

So what if we last had a Black Moon back on March 30, 2014 and nothing happened. This time it’s DEFINITELY going to happen.

Don’t believe me? Just look…



Hey, they aren’t lunatics! They have FACTS.

As reported by Express

One conspiracy theorist wrote on Facebook: “Those signs are letting us know that Jesus is soon coming. We are approaching the end of our world and the end of life on Earth for all human being. Every day, we have to come closer to our saviour Jesus Christ. For none can escape for what is coming for the Earth.”

Another wrote: “The Lord will make the moon turn red as blood … and turn black. Sounds familiar?”

When the rare double phenomenon is linked to the Bible, it can make for terrifying reading for Christians and conspiracy theorists.

According to website Signs Of The End Times, the Book of Matthew, chapter 24:29, reads: “Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken.”

In Luke 21:25-26, the Bible says: “And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring; Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and looking after those things which are coming on the earth.”

However, scientists say there is nothing to fear, and the Earth will carry on as normal during and after the Black Moon.

Pfft… scientists… what do they know?

Anyway, so yeah, it’s end of days time, folks.

And even if it doesn’t happen, it will FOR SURE on October 31, 2016.

ORRRR, if not then, then it will DEFINITELY happen on August 21, 2017.

Amazingly, that video above was the exact same one that I showed you back on July 29th with just the date changed. If I didn’t know any better I’d say that these end of days people have no fucking idea what they’re talking about. Naahhh

H/T Inquisitr; Moon image by Shutterstock

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