These Stories About People’s Worst First Dates Will Make You Never Want To Go On A Date Again

He took me to Applebee's. Where his ex-wife was a waitress. #WorstFirstDate

— ouija (@ouijadorelire) January 10, 2018

Guy came to my house wasted, passed out on my bed, stumbled out later to find the bathroom, didn't know where it was so peed on my floor.Then took his pissy shorts/underwear off, let out a huge fart, and went and passed out on my couch with his naked pissy self. #WorstFirstDate

— 🖤 EV 🖤 (@sweetcrazyweird) January 10, 2018

I once took a girl to a local pizza place for our first date. She proceeded to cover her slice of pizza in garlic powder and looked at me and said "This is just in case you were planning on kissing me later." #WorstFirstDate @FallonTonight

— Ben Kaplan (@BaKaplan_) January 10, 2018

At the end of the night, instead of a hug or kiss goodbye, I got a high five #WorstFirstDate

— lizzie@biggiantloser.com (@MariahCleveland) January 10, 2018

Halfway through dinner he said, “Not gonna lie, I thought you were your sister.” #WorstFirstDate

— Becca Delp (@BeccaDelphia) January 10, 2018

I once tried to surprise my date by not telling her what restaurant we were going to. I accidentally picked the one she worked at. #WorstFirstDate

— Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) January 10, 2018

He took me to Taco Bell and made me watch wrestling videos in the parking lot for 2 hours #WorstFirstDate

— Crystal ☔️ (@notyouhoneydew) January 10, 2018