John Daly was a celebrity guest bartender for the Chicago White Sox on Friday night because John Daly was born to be a celebrity guest bartender. This whole golf thing was just a smokescreen obscuring his true calling.
Daly, who himself drinks gallons of Diet Coke per day, was also slated to throw out the first pitch but that plan was scrapped due to rain.
America’s sexiest golfer wore a customized No. 91/95 jersey commemorating his two biggest wins on tour, along with a funny hat.
— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) May 8, 2015
While I’m happy the White Sox were able to make this happen, I’m crushed I wasn’t able to be there. For the rest of my life I’m going to be disappointed when someone other than Daly hands me a beer. Such a damn letdown.