What can I say? It pays to be king. In the case of American Pharoah, the payment for being king is loads of sex — SHIT LOADS — during breeding season.
God bless Darren Rovell. In between his Tweets about Fruit Loops-covered hot dogs being sold at some random ballpark, the guy just spits out useless fact after useless fact. But sometimes, sometimes he hits you with some hard truths about horse sex.
What I want to know is, how much money did American Pharoah’s pimps make per fuck sesh? Had to be a lot to send their prized Whorse out to fuck 200 times in 137 days.