An Extremely Patriotic Woman Streaked at the Presidents Cup

This lady decided to show what she’s working with during Presidents Cup action on Sunday. She was noticed. Ohhhhhhhhhhh was she ever noticed.

Fred Couples, for one, noticed. Authorities, on the other hand, didn’t seem to until it was too late. The fleet-footed pastie enthusiast reportedly eluded security personnel.

The unidentified redhead was wearing tiny American flag stickers over her nipples, which is the most beautiful sentence I have ever had the privilege to type. She was also sporting a tramp stamp reading “Support Our Troops.”

Buoyed by this boner-inducing show of patriotism, the Americans went on to win their eighth Presidents Cup.

Shockingly, more people are discussing this lady than the victory.  

[H/T: Daily Mail]