The Very Best Cal Bears Memes Laying Waste To FSU Twitter Throughout The Week

Cal Bears mascot Oski leads to memes on social media

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The Cal-Berkeley Bears come into Tallahassee this week inexplicably as 3-point underdogs. I say inexplicably because the Florida State Seminoles, my alma mater, appear to be the most impotent team in all of College Football when it comes to scoring touchdowns. Arriving in Tallahassee with them this week were Cal Bears memes which have been hilarious and they’ve laid FSU Twitter to waste.

The Noles have scored a combined 25 points over their past two games. They are 0-3 to start the season with each of the losses coming against unranked teams. All signs indicate that this FSU Football squad has given up on the season because there hasn’t been even a glimmer of fight from them yet. All of this has been painfully obvious and the Cal Bears memes flooding X over the past few days, terrorizing ‘FSU Twitter’ along the way, show how broken things are in Tallahassee right now.

Let’s take a look at the the best of the ‘Calgorithm’ which I was fortunate enough to get sucked into earlier this week after I saw a ‘Calgorithm’ post on X, formerly known Twitter, and shared this myself which crew me further into The Calgorithm and flooded my feed with Cal Bears Memes:

The Best Cal Bears Memes From ‘The Calgorithm’

The @CollegeFBonX account posted a thread of the best they’ve seen. Shout out to them for doing the hard work on this and tracking all these Cal Bears memes down… They’re stealing our ladies in Tally:

The Bears have been bullying us all week which has been made entirely possible by our defeated spirit. Unconquered? Really? We’re a broken fanbase getting bullied by nerds… But at least it’s hilarious:

Please, take anything but the Waffle House. Take Zaxby’s if you have to, just not the Awful Waffel:

We (FSU) should be forced to hang a participation banner after this season. These Cal Bears memes are spot on:

Ronny D won’t be happy about the Bears turning Tallahassee into San Francisco but he’ll just have to accept that Berkeley won this war with the Cal Bears memes:

Whether you were already part of The Calgorithm, FSU Twitter, or just a passerby. A lot of people were taken aback this week by just how powerful The Calgorithm was:

Nope. Do not want.

These Bears are bullies:

When are we going to have the conversation about Dallas having not been America’s team for the past several decades?

It’s like FSU Twitter put this one on a tee for them:

I saw this one while eating lunch and legit spit out my food laughing:

I don’t know why but of all the Cal Bears memes this one has been my favorite:

Gotta give it to the Cal Bears. The Calgorithm has been the most fun thing related to College Football for me this week, a very welcome distraction from FSU Football’s woes.