The Cal-Berkeley Bears come into Tallahassee this week inexplicably as 3-point underdogs. I say inexplicably because the Florida State Seminoles, my alma mater, appear to be the most impotent team in all of College Football when it comes to scoring touchdowns. Arriving in Tallahassee with them this week were Cal Bears memes which have been hilarious and they’ve laid FSU Twitter to waste.
The Noles have scored a combined 25 points over their past two games. They are 0-3 to start the season with each of the losses coming against unranked teams. All signs indicate that this FSU Football squad has given up on the season because there hasn’t been even a glimmer of fight from them yet. All of this has been painfully obvious and the Cal Bears memes flooding X over the past few days, terrorizing ‘FSU Twitter’ along the way, show how broken things are in Tallahassee right now.
Let’s take a look at the the best of the ‘Calgorithm’ which I was fortunate enough to get sucked into earlier this week after I saw a ‘Calgorithm’ post on X, formerly known Twitter, and shared this myself which crew me further into The Calgorithm and flooded my feed with Cal Bears Memes:
The Calgorithm has sucked in everyone from #FSU Twitter because we're too defeated to clap back and honestly, it's been great https://t.co/hX8I3kSHMl pic.twitter.com/sIHhW9HgLt
— Cass Anderson (@casspa) September 17, 2024
The Best Cal Bears Memes From ‘The Calgorithm’
The @CollegeFBonX account posted a thread of the best they’ve seen. Shout out to them for doing the hard work on this and tracking all these Cal Bears memes down… They’re stealing our ladies in Tally:
Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right. pic.twitter.com/1tZq8DqcCa
— CAL BEARS LFG! 🐻🏈🏀💙💛🔥💯 (@FeFiFauxFunk) September 17, 2024
The Bears have been bullying us all week which has been made entirely possible by our defeated spirit. Unconquered? Really? We’re a broken fanbase getting bullied by nerds… But at least it’s hilarious:
#Cal vs #FSU pic.twitter.com/dXfCTFYQWl
— Johnnyknox07 (@johnnyknox07_) September 19, 2024
Please, take anything but the Waffle House. Take Zaxby’s if you have to, just not the Awful Waffel:
https://t.co/U8yDIMRywZ pic.twitter.com/VK6frhBgfn
— Marshawn's Golf Cart (@cal_gang) September 19, 2024
We (FSU) should be forced to hang a participation banner after this season. These Cal Bears memes are spot on:
FLORIDA STATE FANS! Here come your very own PARTICIPATION TROPHIES!
We know you're feeling down about being 0-3, but CHEER UP! This weekend, Cal is bringing PARTICIPATION TROPHIES for each of you to boost your self-esteem!
There's no shame in TRYING YOUR BEST, guys! Way to go! pic.twitter.com/T7DlnmUojx
— Admiral Bear (@AdmiralBear01) September 19, 2024
Ronny D won’t be happy about the Bears turning Tallahassee into San Francisco but he’ll just have to accept that Berkeley won this war with the Cal Bears memes:
Pleased to announce that this coming weekend Florida will be making a commitment as a state to investing in DEI initiatives. pic.twitter.com/tWmzKvU9cu
— Marshawn's Golf Cart (@cal_gang) September 16, 2024
Chief Oskiola coming to Tallahassee to spread the good word of Karl Marx and Derrick Bell pic.twitter.com/UkJmEAi591
— Marshawn's Golf Cart (@cal_gang) September 15, 2024
Whether you were already part of The Calgorithm, FSU Twitter, or just a passerby. A lot of people were taken aback this week by just how powerful The Calgorithm was:
Somehow ended up on Cal football twitter all week pic.twitter.com/7HSzQGGPhy
— Jessica Smetana (@jessica_smetana) September 12, 2024
Nope. Do not want.
the conversion to eco-friendly communal housing will begin immediately after the final whistle pic.twitter.com/C6sWvrw4dU
— rex volcanø (@RexVolcano) September 20, 2024
These Bears are bullies:
PEOPLE OF TALLAHASSEE: Cal's WOKE ENFORCEMENT unit is TAKING YOUR GUNS this weekend!
You MUST place all firearms in our rainbow bins conveniently located throughout FSU's campus.
YOUR GUNS will be confiscated and DESTROYED for your safety!
Thanks for your prompt compliance. pic.twitter.com/qlo7RVU7JM
— Admiral Bear (@AdmiralBear01) September 18, 2024
When are we going to have the conversation about Dallas having not been America’s team for the past several decades?
Cal is America's team#Calgorithm pic.twitter.com/uCXHvk2A6C
— CFB Home (@CFBHome) September 19, 2024
It’s like FSU Twitter put this one on a tee for them:
If you zoom in it’s DJ on the sidelines #GoBears https://t.co/lEwYN9gbvZ pic.twitter.com/sQpT76We0r
— Sidelines – California🏴☠️ (@SSN_California) September 19, 2024
I saw this one while eating lunch and legit spit out my food laughing:
As a Cal Fan 4 Kamala, it is very important to highlight when the opposition is right. I'll give him this one. pic.twitter.com/iVDSP42Zqv
— 🅱️EARS 🅱️Y 50 (@BearsBy50) September 19, 2024
I don’t know why but of all the Cal Bears memes this one has been my favorite:
the best is yet to come. pic.twitter.com/cWxjrqdRVt
— California Hood Bear (@HoodxBear) September 19, 2024
Gotta give it to the Cal Bears. The Calgorithm has been the most fun thing related to College Football for me this week, a very welcome distraction from FSU Football’s woes.