Bill Burr has been all over the place lately promoting his new Netflix cartoon F Is for Family.
From telling us how he doesn’t get all the hype around Star Wars to complaining about how fat people ruined fast food for everyone he’s been on fire.
Hell, he even tried to teach us how to make a pie crust as only he can.
But nothing he did is as great as this video created by one Allen Palin where he imagines what it would be like if Bill Burr were to call an NBA game.
Here’s how it begins…
“The Boston Celtics are playing the Chicago Bulls and I gotta tell you I don’t know the name of one player on the Boston Celtics,” comments Burr. “Alright the guy, he’s got the ball… he’s going in towards the paint and there he takes a shot and the white guy, A WHITE GUY GOT IT, HE KICKED IT BACK OUT TO THE BLACK GUY, THE BLACK GUY IS DRIBBLING, HE GOES DOWN THE LANE, UP AND UNDER AND HE FUCKIN’ MISSED IT. THE WHITE GUY REBOUNDED IT FOR THE OTHER TEAM and they blow the whistle. Too many white guys on the court.”
It just gets better from there. So goddamn funny. This needs to happen for real some day.