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Boston Celtics star Jaylen Brown needs to get help.
Not at basketball. Brown has that part down pretty well. Despite Boston’s 4-5 record, Brown is having an impressive start to the season, averaging 27.7 points, 4.4 rebounds, and 4.3 assists per game.
But while Brown’s basketball skill set seems to be growing, one thing that’s not is his ever-fading hairline.
Two weeks ago, Brown was caught in a bizarre situation when his spray-on hairline appeared to rub off on New York Knicks defender Josh Hart. The evidence was clear. And Brown acknowledged the awkward situation.
“I blame Boston. 10 years of media, stress, championships. This is y’all fault,” Brown joked of his hair loss.
He even reached out to LeBron James, who is notorious for being similarly challenged, about how to address the issue.
“It’s real, chat. I’m about to call LeBron motherf—— speaker… You don’t answer. So I’m gonna leave a voicemail… LeBron, it’s Lil Bro. Call me back. We got some real sh– to talk about. It’s a code red… Turkey or no Turkey? And I ain’t talking about no cheese sandwich. It’s some real sh–, bro. Call your little bro back. Put all the other sh– in the past.”
Now, you would think Brown would have learned something from the first embarrassing incident. But it appears that is not the case!
JAYLEN BROWN FAKE HAIRLINE STRIKES AGAIN 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/eHVICKTcDw
— NBACentel (@TheNBACentel) November 6, 2025
Jaylen Brown Yet Again Rubbed His Spray-On Hair Onto A Defender
During Wednesday night’s game against the Washington Wizards, Brown yet again brushed up against a defender and left remnants of his spray-on hairline on the undershirt of Wizards guard Kyshawn George.
George and his teammates were in disbelief.
While a receding hairlne can undoubtedly be a difficult thing to deal with, there’s just no way it’s worse than the entire world knowing you’re using spray-on hair. Especially when said spray-on hair keeps rubbing off your head!
At this point, Brown just needs to own his baldness or get the surgery done in the offseason. Because this simply cannot keep happening.