The Bruins’ St. Patrick’s Day Sweaters Are An Absolute Eye Sore, Require Shots Of Whiskey To Even Look At

St. Patrick’s Day is one of my favorite holidays, as it’s a chance to act like a complete idiot, take way too many shots of whiskey, wear a bunch of green stuff and slur words as if I’m from some crazy place that has no one living there besides myself.

While the holiday is fun as hell, when sports teams attempt to honor it with customized uniforms, it usually fails big time. And you can count these Boston Bruins’ sweaters among those that missed.

I totally understand the love affair for the Irish holiday by the entire city of Boston, but, wow, what in the hell were the B’s thinking with these green, plaid, clover-layered jerseys? I don’t know, but I’d like to imagine a lot of whiskey was involved in the decision-making process.

[H/T SB Nation]

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Nick's a Sr. Editor for BroBible, mainly relying on his Sports Encyclopedia-like mind to write about things. He's also the co-host of the BroBible podcast "We Run This," and can be seen sweating his ass off while frequently running 10+ miles around Seattle.