Reigning NL MVP and absolute stud ballplayer Bryce Harper has a damn responsibility to the American people to make baseball fun again—so he’s going millennial as shit by putting an emoji on his bats in preparation of his 100th career homer.
Currently sitting on 99 career dingers, Harper posted a pic off the bats onto his Instagram yesterday showing off the new stickers.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEEfA_TgIUL/
Sure, old-timers like Mike Schmidt and Johnny Bench are bashing this new wave of brash MLB players, and, somewhere, Babe Ruth is rolling around in his grave, but Harper represents the next 20 years of the sport, so it’s good to see he doesn’t give a damn about unwritten rules or how things used to be done.
Already walking out to J. Cole’s “Get Off My Dick,” it’s clear Harper plays by his own fucking rules.