Tilt Your Computer Monitor To The Side And Watch This Video Of A Naked Bryce Harper Talking About His Body

As promised, ESPN is trotting out more naked Bryce Harper content. Here he is speaking with a reporter about his body and what it’s like for people to see him without any clothes.


While it’s compelling content, one can’t help but lament the fact they couldn’t get Bartolo Colon to be the cover boy. There’s breaking the internet and then there’s breaking the internet by overloading the machine.

Harper’s secret to such a physique? Doing nothing.

Sleep is huge. That’s your biggest way of recovering. In baseball, it’s such a hard sleep schedule during the season, but you try to do the best you can. Because you can take all the protein drinks, you can do all these things, but your recovery is your sleep.

Great tip. Useful tip.