Charles Barkley Vows Not To Eat Until The Lakers Win. Future Headline: Charles Barkley Dies Of Starvation

Charles Barkley accidentally discovered what would prove to be the most effective — yet wildly dangerous — diet strategy last night when he vowed to not eat until the Los Angeles Lakers win a basketball game.

He immediately regretted it, saying he needed to rethink his principled stand.

And he should. The Lakers have shown absolutely no life this year and might not win until Thanksgiving. The world needs Barkley alive, not dead because Kobe Bryant is surrounded with a bunch of YMCA-caliber players.

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