The Cleveland Browns are riding high. Last weekend they dismantled the Pittsburg Steelers and this weekend they’re fixin to take a steamy piss all over the League’s doormat, AKA the Jacksonville Jaguars. This is the kind of shit that happens when you draft Johnny Manziel.
The people benefiting most, though, are the fans. Browns fans have endured a lot over the years. Most notably the team’s gross lack of success. Not this year, babaaay! This year they bathe in the blood of their opponents and drink brews from the fun-factory of a female, department store mannequin.
That might be the most creative beer bong anyone has ever made. I implore all of you to prove me wrong by sending in something better. I’ll be waiting.