Watch A Couple Fight On The ‘Kiss Cam’ At A Bulls Game, Only To Have The Mascot Step In And Steal The Girl Away

There’s nothing quite as embarrassing as having an argument with your girlfriend visually broadcast across an entire basketball stadium, then having the Chicago Bulls mascot “Benny the Bull” come along and whap you upside the head and steal your girl away. It’d be one thing if the Bulls’ mascot was a ridiculously attractive male model, but it’s just some dude in a giant red costume. Knowing your girlfriend would pick a guy in a bull costume over you has gotta hurt.

That and the fact that the entire stadium is now laughing at your expense, of course.