Dee Gordon Celebrated His $50 Million Extension In The Most Tender Way Possible

We’ll make this one quick: Is it possible to pull a bigger BRO move than to sign an eye-popping extension and celebrate as much by going to … McDonalds? Unreal. While this kind of news initially tends to fuck the mind, when you sign your name directly next to FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS, the best case scenario is to say WE LOVE YOU.



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