Eagles Player Vows To Fart During Snap To Cause Offsides Next Year

At one point during last season the Philadelphia Eagles were 9-3 and looking great under Chip Kelly. However that was before they shit the bed and lost three of their last four games to miss the playoffs. While the 2014 season ended on a stinky note, next season could actually be even stinkier.

Zoo With Roy reporter Crane Kicker had the guts to ask Eagles long-snapper John Dorenbos a tough question, “Have you ever rip a fart & try & draw defense offsides? If not could be a good tactic in 2015 steal a 1st down maybe?” To which the former Pro Bowler answered beautifully.

That would be quite the audible.